1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat. 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder. 4. * Texas * My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 5. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! 6. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 7. *Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair 8. *Chicken wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 9. *Body wash* I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids. 10. *Budweiser* That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly? *** Have a laughter filled afternoon and week ahead!!
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