MEXICAN dialect could have been derived from Nyerians, Merus and Kaos

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

6. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

7. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

8. *Chicken wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

9. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

10. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

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Have a laughter filled afternoon and week ahead!!

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